anxietyproblem:

strange-quiet-love:

hgk477:

1. Sit on top of a tall building and meditate. They will come.
   
2. Older spaceships do not automatically adjust the tractor beam to the mass of the object it beams up. 
   
3. If possible, chalk down how much you weigh.
   
4. Wear a backpack. Strap it on tightly. Bring food.
   
5. Once on board, do not say ’take me to your leader’, or anything threatening. 
   
6. Prepare for telepathic torture.
   
7. Escape is unlikely once in space.
   
8. Wish upon the stars. They might take you home.
   
9. The escape pods are too small.
   
10. Spacewars increase your chances of both escaping and dying.
    
11. If you make it to another planet, escape. Walk on hands and feet. They will not recognize you. 
    
12. Locate the nearest telephone booth. They are translucent yellow. Call HGK477.
    
13. Having HGK477 come pick you up is extremely expensive. Get insurance.
    

Note: This guide is flawed and needs more research for more accurate results. However, the researcher got beamed up in a terrible fashion and has let us know he does not want to continue the research.

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Noah fence, but I honestly hate Molly Weasley because she doesn’t care much about Harry Potter or how the Dursleys have abused him badly; she even yelled at Ron and his brothers for rescuing Harry from his life of abuse and starvation, as if the poor kid’s life is less important to her than her own sons borrowing her husband’s car. Yes, she may have cared about her kids deep down and has even protected her daughter when Bellatrix tried to kill Ginny, but I honestly think that it should’ve been Neville who had to kill Bellatrix instead (remember, that bitch tortured his parents badly to the point that they have to spend the rest of their lives living in the mental ward)!

realaxolotl:

hexglyphs:

oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,

peter parker said this in civilian clothing

spoopy-ceetee:

christophoronomicon:

ifreakinglovemarshmallows:

bigmouthsparesagain:

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

Fun Fact: Kittens learn to hunt their prey using their mother’s tail. This is so cute cause this tail is a lot faster than a cat’s tail but the kitten is doing their best. ❤🐈

Cute :)

So what I’m hearing is that training with a dog is going to turn this cat into the APEX PREDATOR

mixedsasuke:

dont worry naruto isnt actually dead theyre just playing!!!